In my future house, family comes first. I will have DVR so I can pause what I’m watching and hear my children. We will have family time. Not like my family. I can’t stand you this evening.

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  • Jaz (my speech therapist): Say 'I'm hungry.'
  • Me: I am hungry.
  • Jaz: Excellent! Now, how about 'My favorite color is...'
  • Me: My favorite color purple.
  • Jaz: REMEMBER THE 'IS'!
  • Me: *Groans*
  • Jaz: Repeat after me...
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Remember during Passover, you may only eat unleavened cat. 

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